2/2/18
I love pics and do have a lot to go along with most of my stories, but in this particular situation I just don't believe I would (or could) find any pictures for this one... lets all have a good laugh on me... hahaha
Enough
of that mushy crap. Here is one of my most embarrassing stories. I can’t not
share it with you! If I’m going to let it all out, I gotta share the ridiculous
stuff too. So I was almost 21 when my oldest son was just turning 2. I was a
bit of a wild child. Definitely enjoyed drinking. (already had my sister,
Kelly’s ID that said I was like 25 so I was a regular at most clubs/bars). I
was living with my son, Izaiah and my Mom and Step-Dad. It was a gorgeous July
morning and we were getting ready for Izaiah’s 2nd birthday party.
(my 21st birthday would be less than a week after his 2nd).
I was working with the family to decorate and get the yard cleaned and ready
for a party. My sister (think it was Kerri) commented on how I seemed so OK
around my Step-Father after what had happened the night before. I had NO CLUE
what she was talking about. So with that familiar hesitation I asked even
though I knew I was not going to want to hear it. I’ll just tell you one thing
about myself at that time. When I came home drunk I would sleep in my bed
naked. There would be a trail of clothes from my door to my bed. I had gone out
the night before and was regularly drinking more than my 100lb body could
handle. So, my sister tells me what happened. Also have to tell you there are
two bedrooms upstairs, mine and my parent’s and a bathroom in between.
Apparently I got up….(hardwood floors too) butt naked….. went into my parent’s
bedroom (my Step-Father’s side of the bed was closest to their door) I squatted
and began to urinate all over their bedroom floor. They asked what I was
doing…I finished peeing and went back into my room back to sleep. Let’s just
say I really didn’t talk to my Step-Father much at all the rest of that day.
Still no recollection of it…but people just don’t make that shit up! So, there
you have it, my drunken pee story. If you’re going to do something do it all
the way! One of my most embarrassing stories for sure.
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